Where's the corporate sounding statement?

You've no doubt heard it all before, about how long someone's been in business, how many qualifications they've held between their 'expert, friendly team' and wondered if it's really grammatically possible to use the word 'solutions' that many times.

 

xenologo is a little alien, so let's do it a little different.

 

I've been (in order of appearance) a bowser boy, a lawn mower, a screen printers' assistant, a screen printer with no assistant, factory drone, unemployed and finally, a web monkey.

 

Born out of spite.

If I hadn't have been 'passed over' for a web designer job in the first place, I never would have taken web design/development seriously as a career. Between that and not being paid for my first site design as a freelancer, gave me enough spite to jump in the deep end for myself, figuring I could go up against the big boys and do it better  - and hopefully get paid.

 

In hindsight, that may not have been the most realistic of goals. Then again, I'm sure someone doubted the Wright brothers. In actuality, it started deathly slow, a political cartooning gig keeping the machine going while I got my own site looking half presentable. Fast forward three or something years and I don't have time to keep my site updated anymore.

 

I now do web, logo and print design.  I'm obsessed with pixels and usability. It's one thing to make it look good, but it's also got to work well.

 

I'm Myles, and I'll be the guy you'll be dealing with from start to finish.  Designer, coder,  developer, tester, consultant, receptionist, sales, accounts and tech support.

 

I also make the coffee.